Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Movie Analysis : The Lunchbox

Directed by : Ritesh Batra
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2350496/

Among best movies to have come this year... 




Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers. 


Kabhi kabhi galat train bhi sahi jagah pahuncha deti hai ... 

Some films are so good, that you keep thinking about them days after you see them. 'The Lunchbox' falls in that category.

Its a story driven movie, where the three main characters Irrfan Khan (Saajan), Nimrat Kaur (Ila) and Nawazuddin Siddiqui (Shaikh) have given excellent performances. The story is set in Mumbai, where Saajan is about to retire from his work, and Shaikh who is going to take his place in office is asked to work under Saajan until he retires. One day at lunch, Saajan is surprised to see changes in the lunchbox including the taste and variety of food. Dabbawalla's mistakenly replaced his lunchbox address with Ila's husband. And then starts a series of letters exchanged inside the lunchbox.

The theme to me is very similar to internet or phone based love story, here also two people have conversations without seeing or meeting each other. Ritesh starts the film by establishing the complete journey a Dabbawala in Mumbai go through, from the house to road to train to the delivering place. He uses initial scenes well to establish Saajan and Ila characters before they both start exchanging letters. Saajan's habit of standing outside his house at night, smoking ciggerette and looking at a girl's family, same girl among those kids who daily ask him to give their ball back. On the other hand, Ila lives a life of similar loneliness as her husband shows no love whatsoever towards her. Her time goes by, either doing the household activities, looking after her girl, or the talks with her 'aunty' who stays one floor above her house. The aunty herself has her own small story that is told as the narrative goes further.

There's a pleasant humour initially when Saajan and Ila start talking through letters, then the talks go personal as both share things about their life. How quickly, from complete strangers, they form a close friend bond before actually feeling its much more than that, as Saajan thinks of a life with her in Bhutan, a place Ila finds peaceful. That dialogue 'We forget things, if we have no one to tell them to', was one of my favourite one.

I love how the scene where Saajan goes to meet Ila first time is tackled, specially the coincidences that happen that day with him, the old feeling while going to bathroom, or a young boy calling him 'uncle'. But, he had fallen for her, and he won't resist going to have a look at her from far away without letting Ila know.

Then that scene in train, when he looks at a very old man who is going to same place where Saajan is going too. Cut to next scene where Saajan is shown returning back to his home, in a mode describing he has decided he would not go away from Ila despite the age difference.

Also, the woman and girl sequence shown in earlier part of movie, gives a feeling of maybe this is another Ila who died, when the same scene repeats in latter part of movie. For a second, I thought she is about to commit suicide too.

The two weaknesses in the movie were editing and Ila's mother played by Lilette Dubey. In a film that was going very real, we finally had a character who was taking the narrative into melodrama mode. But, the good thing here was, that she had only 2 scenes. While at many points I liked the way scenes are extended, like when Saajan while working knowing Dabbawala has come, stops and anxiously waits for his Dabba being put on his table.. I like how the time frame is used in that scene making us wait too. But there were places where editing could had been tighter.

There are few loopholes in the writing, how would Ila's husband not know that the dabba has got changed if he has been daily eating it before. The other one I felt was, Ila began telling about her problems with husband to Saajan bit too early. Maybe few more conversations would had given that space for her to share such private matters.

Love the open ending of the movie, though I would had preferred one additional scene which may not have given away whether Ila and Saajan would had met, but just given a % chance what would happen. As of now, it was equally possible that it may or may not happen. But, I very much like the given end to film too.

There's no song in the movie, except for the one that plays when Dabbawallas journey is shown. Even the background score is used to a minimum. The famous old song 'Mera dil bhi itna pagal hai' is wonderfully used into the narrative. Also, the parrallel songs cut from radio at Ila's house to small kids singing in trains as Saajan returns back to his home.

Irrfan Khan is an outstanding actor, and he shows it once again with his performance as Saajan. The way he looks at the Dabba everytime it comes, the awkward moments he has when his colleague looks at him checking dabba while at work, or when Shaikh keeps disturbing him when he is reading letters. When he tells the reference to 'Yeh jo hai zindagi' serial, the emotional connect in his voice. Or when he tries to avoid Shaikh initially, 'go to my table, and no don't come back'. He is one hell of a great actor, and this film does justice to his talent.

Nimrat Kaur surprises with the kind of great performance she gives in. To be able to match actors like Irfan and Nawazzuddin, speaks of how well she acted. And I always love to see actresses do non-glamarous roles.

Nawazuddin Siddiqui is spot on, though initially his character is irritating, as audience you feel the same way Saajan feels for him. Nawazuddin actually gets a scene to overshadow Irfan, when he tells him  'main khud seekh lunga, thank you'. From there on, the kind of bond they both share, was similar to the bond audience shares with him. He still does funnier things, cutting vegetables on office files in train, or not feeling too guilty after getting scolding from boss. But he's now become a likeable character. The wedding scene was super funny when cameraperson asks for 'ladki ki taraf wale ek side, ladki wale dusri side'. Also, that scene where Irrfan scares him about a guy he had pushed onto the bus.


Overall, The Lunchbox is one of best films to come this year, its full of emotions, at times humourous and the three main characters make this less than 2 hour movie very enjoyable. There are close up scenes of food shown at many instances, so the movie might make you feel hungry.

 If you are looking for entertainment, then I am not sure if the movie will satisfy you but if you are looking for a good movie, you won't be dissappointed.


Verdict : EXCELLENT

Monday, October 7, 2013

Movie Analysis : Horror Story

Directed by : Ayush Raina
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3177332


Another Horror movie that makes you laugh more than scare.


Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers.

With 'Ek Thi Daayan' we tried to do slightly better in horror genre, even though the 2nd half of that movie was a let down. But Vikram Bhatt camp (not as a director this time) is back with the usual cliched story, characters and horror elements, that induce comedy most of the time.

Seven friends meet at a pub at night, they watch a news played on T.V about a haunted hotel whose owner just died. Some of them believe in ghosts, some don't. They decide to go for adventure, by going at the hotel and finding the truth behind the murders happening there since quite a time.

The moment they decided on that, I felt like how idiotic some people could be. Or better way to put it would be, how much eager some people are to die, otherwise why would you risk your life at a place where many have died even if you believe there is no ghost. And still if I agree they had a point to prove, then was it necessary to go at night ? Some story writers don't think about basic things at all.

Most of the actors are new, and almost everyone's voice is dubbed which was another irritating thing to manage. There are few chiling moments, specially the one when the 1st one out of them dies making them realise in what hell they have come. Also, the one where they are holding each other hands. Or when they get a car to move out, only to find that its a trap set for them. And the shot where they are standing at the closed door of hotel looking outside, and cursing themselves for entering inside.

The pre-climax scene where the owner ghost suddenly comes to help a character was super funny, that person didn't care to help anyone else until then, but had a soft corner for the last person left.

One good thing about the movie was, it had no songs.. else the film would had been a torture to go through.


The girl that stays alive, and the two guys that die at last.. these 3 characters gave fair performance, while the 1st guy that died overacted.


Overall, Horror Story has few scary moments, rest of the film only makes you laugh. Even if you have a weak heart, the film won't enter into your favourite horror movie club.


Verdict : POOR

Movie Analysis : John Day

Directed by : Ahishor Solomon
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2699840/


Slow boring thriller, even Naseeruddin Shah couldn't save it.


Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers. 

A thriller that took me for surprise with numerous gore sequences. I for one completely hate to see such films, so wasn't a good experience while watching this movie.

The plot is about John (Naseeruddin Shah) who loses his daughter in an accident when she goes away with her boyfriend. Few years later, he is made to help some robberers at his office where he works, that has something to do with Casablanca Estate related files. His wife as a result is attacked and she goes into coma. John is left to find out what is the mystery behind Casablanca Estate, its the place where his daughter died too. So, are the both events linked and what role police officer Gautam (Randeep Hooda) plays in it.

The movie is narrated at a snail's place. There's a love story of Gautam where his girlfriend remains drunk all the time, and ends up getting some of the worst dialogues of the movie.

The pace is so slow that when the suspense is revealed, it doesn't excite or make any mark on me.

Performances wise, Naseeruddin Shah is okay (which sums up the how the film was). Randeep Hooda hams a lot, its become hard to like his performances ever since Jannat2. Though, his entry sequence where he makes a guy eat excess of Chicken Biryani was perhaps the best scene of the movie. Also, the dialogue 'Tu dal khichdi kha, chicken biryani tere bas ki nahi'. 

Shernaz Patel gets only one scene before going into coma. While Vipin Sharma shines in a corrupt police officer role, providing entertaining dialogues time and again in a otherwise dull movie.

Makarand Deshpande does well in a special apperance.


Overall, John Day is a film I wish I had skipped, dull narration and no performance worth spending time on either.


Verdict : POOR

Monday, September 30, 2013

Movie Analysis : Grand Masti

Directed by : Indra Kumar
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2476154/


Treat women like objects, lots of vulgarity, double meaning dialogues = Fucking intolerable movie.




Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers. 

Same story, treat women as objects and use plenty of Double meaning dialogues with vulgar scenes.
Adult comedies is something our writers haven't understood and may not either with the success of this terrible movie because a successful film makes a film-maker and the people associated with it totally blind, they don't see how wrong they were, nor can you make them see.

You don't need to treat women as objects to create sexual situations, and the jokes shouldn't be limited to same A,B,C,D. But here, only that is what happens, and our audience (masala audience) accepts it, laughs with it and comes out of hall saying 'paisa vasool' (i heard a guy say this at interval even).

They start directly by making the three male leads teach younger batches of students at college what real meaning of A, B, C, D is. In short tell the audience, what kind of sex comedy they have come to witness.

The dialogues are plain vulgar, and so are the scenes. A woman coming to clinic of Amar (Riteish Deshmukh) asking for medicine to stop pregnancy, and when Amar gives a condom, she asks 'isse doodh ke saath lun ya paani ke saath',  and the scene where Prem (Aftab Shivdasani) tells the person to write 'm or f' for sex in form, not how many times to do sex. These were probably only two scenes where I managed to laugh, in the rest film I had a straight face while all the loud laughs in the housefull show kept coming to my ears.

They make a teacher dress up like a bombshell, and play with herself in open ground. They make girls of college dress like sluts, oh I forgot to mention the short form of the college is Sluts, how creative.  They even create comedy in a robbery making a hot looking girl seduce Prem, so that he could touch the red warning signal through..

They keep a dog scene, meow scene to bring additional sex humour. Then there are sms jokes, 'utho mera pati aa gaya scene' or 'robbery scene, maine nahi dekha par meri biwi ne dekha hai'. Seriously, you as a writer came up with this ?

The names of three girls, Rose, Mary, Marlow.. if you read it together, you would know what I or the director or the writer wanted to say. And they made sure that a character keeps saying those names together again and again, aakhir hasaana hai audience ko, jo hasti hi hai aise cheezo par.

Then , there's a gay sequence too in the film. To end this misery, they form a situation where three girls (those 3 names) have to save life of 4-5 guys who are stuck on the terrace and cant come up. There is no rope, so they remove their clothes to make a rope. I am dead sure, none of the actor, director or the writer would have felt that this is a vulgar scene they are keeping while shooting. They just don't know what is vulgar. Having a dialogue 'balatkaar se yaad aaya, meri biwi kahan hai' doesn't make them think bad. Then what else will.

There's just no fucking story in this film, neither did I expected one when I entered the hall. Among songs, only 'Main bhi mood mein' song was good enough to watch.

While, another thing to note was how quickly all 3 characters here accept their mistakes. I remember in Masti, which I have seen only in parts, they kept lots of scenes, with the famous song 'dil de diya hai'.. how well that was done, and how poorly its done in this film.

Among performances, Aftab shines the most specially when he makes those wierd expressions or when he would think of ideas. Can't even say about anything about any actress, it was total skin show, who did best in that ?

Now I even don't know if I would like to watch Masti, which I till date haven't seen fully, just in parts. Pata nahi full movie iss crap jaisi na ho.

I knew from the trailer itself, how the movie would be. But, only for the reason that I watch majority of A grade films, I didn't miss this one too.

If Vulgarity  + Double Meaning dialogues = Adult Comedy for you, then watch the film and love it like many of the aam janta are doing, i.e tell me you got bad taste.



Grand Masti was the terrible movie I saw this year, and if I was still into giving stars to movies then I would also had given this film a big zero like many other critics have done.


Verdict : FUCKING INTOLERABLE

Movie Analysis : Shuddh Desi Romance

Directed by : Maneesh Sharma
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2988272/


Different kind of hindi romantic movie, very real and entertaining. 


Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers.


Maneesh Sharma (director) teams up with story writer Jaideep Sahni, and gives a film that talks about relationships in different way. The movie is set in Jaipur, where Raghu (Sushant Singh Rajput) is about to marry Tara (Vaani Kapoor), a girl he met and approved of marriage. But on his baraat bus, he realizes he isn't ready to marry yet, and he explains his story to Gayatri (Parineeti Chopra). So, he decides to run away from his marriage, leaving Tara waiting.

In normal movies, if a guy cheats and leaves girl on marriage day, she would cry or feel betrayed (which to certain extent she still does), but Maneesh presented it in restrained way adding humour touch with a person among the baraat saying 'main karne ko tyaar hoon shaadi' and thenTara asking for 'ek coca cola milega'. Her logic of thanda is revealed at pre-climax.

Raghu is always confused as he isn't sure what his heart wants thereby implying through the dialogue 'mera apne dil pe control nahi hai, jiska dil pe control nahi hota, uska life pe bhi control nahi hota'. He runs away from marriage, thinking it would end his free life (which isn't really told but that's what I decipher). On other hand, Gayatri has been in as many as 11 relationships, and she is emotionally drained out of word 'love', thereby she runs away from marriage too. We aren't shown the back stories of any of those 11 relationships, so its upto us to assume whether she was the right person in those relations or the wrong or she had both kinds.

Upto the point she agrees to marry Raghu, she was very lovable. Then, the question comes in mind, why did she run or do the same mistake Raghu already did in front of her ? I say this because among the two, she was dominating and had control over him. Most importantly, she came across as a mature girl. She could had just said, I am happy like this just like earlier she said 'love ka khayali pulaav taste karke paka ke chorh diya hai'. Did it show that despite those 11 relationships, she was still vulnerable like that moment when she breaksdown asking Raghu to leave her place as he isn't worth trusting. But if that was the case, there was a need of some proper mention of her past life.

Then, the way she is re-introduced in 2nd half to alter the plot of movie wasn't well done either. I liked the end given to her character though.

Same way Tara is lovable until she is keen to take revenge, but when she goes into a relation with Raghu, guy who left her on her marriage, it looks odd specially when she has spent some time with him and known that he won't change. But then, Tara is probably taking a chance.

There are lots of complications in both the relationships shown. Personally, I liked Raghu-Gayatri much more, that was one of reasons why I didn't like Gayatri leaving Raghu.

Jaideep Sahni's dialogue writing is superb, the story I feel in latter parts of 2nd half goes weak specially when all 3 characters face off in a marriage. Just like Raghu, as a viewer you get that awkward feeling, as to what the  destiny would be now.

The songs gel very well the film. As I expected, 'Chanchal Mann' comes in starting credits with Namrata Rao's editing covering up the city of Jaipur beautifully, love that monkey shot specially among all the other montages used.  Small version of this song is aptly used later in the movie again. My fav ofcourse is 'Gulabi', its very romantic and colourful.. and choreographed well too. Those slow motion frames were highlights of this song.

Performances wise, for me Sushant takes away all praises, he had the longer screen time that works in his favour, and the way he handles a guy who is romantic yet behaves like childlike, his expressions during each of the three marriage sequences were hillarious. Also the drunk scene, and his 'kya hai' dialogue. After Kai Po Che, he had set a benchmark for himself, and he lived upto that standard very well. Watch that scene where she brings Coca Cola for Tara in the marriage, and returns to see she is sitting with his ex Gayatri, he finds himself in a awkward situation with 'bachna ae haseeno' running in background forming a total opposite tone. That was one of my very fav scene in the film.

Parineeti is once again fantastic, its hard to find flaws in her acting career till now. That awkard kiss scene in bus, or the conversation with Raghu over coffee table, and the constant dissapproval followed by approval at Raghu's demands.

Vaani Kapoor looked so confident in her debut role, plus that smile she got. I was already in love with her voice, her character is weaker amongst all for me but her performance was quite much on level with other two leads.

Rishi Kapoor delivers very good supporting role, special mention to that scene where he actually gets worried about his marriage business when Raghu tells him something about it.


Overall, Shuddh Desi Romance despite all the weaknesses in the script, still ends up as a much enjoyed entertainer (in true sense). It had in it to be a classic I would say, but just fails to be one. In any case, its definately a movie I would like to re-watch inspite of the problems I have with this film.


Verdict : VERY GOOD

Movie Analysis : Phata Poster Nikhla Hero

Directed by : Raj Kumar Santoshi
Imdb link ->http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2615584


One more attempt of 'Andaz Apna Apna' kind comedy, Result = Fail 



Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers.

Vishwas Rao (Shahid Kapur) wants to be a famous actor since his childhood, while his mother wants him to become an honest police officer. He grows up, and gets a chance to go to Mumbai for police interview, but his intentions to become actor increase too. A shopkeeper's mistake lands his photo as police officer, and now he has to build lies after lies to live a dual life. But when his mother will come to know about the truth, how will she cope, and what will be in his destiny, a police officer or a actor career ?


The story has been tried and tested, so the onus goes onto screenplay and the film disappoints there too. Raj Kumar Santoshi is too much in awe of his old films that he keeps trying to re-create that magic instead of trying something new. Like the end which reminds first of Andaz Apna Apna (when Shahid is asked his last wish) and then Ajab Prem ki Gazab Kahani (when Ileana runs around like Katrina did).

There's a Salman Khan special apperance scene too just like he did in last Santoshi film. This one has him talking about going to hear narration of Andaz Apna Apna sequel. It was among few of funny scenes in the movie.

Songs are good, but play stoppage act mostly in the narration, be it 'Main rang sharbaton ka' or Nargis item song 'Dhating Naach'. I was specially disappointed by the latter, would had instead preferred it at end credits. Nargis doesn't look comfortable in the item song but Shahid looks totally in form. Also, the dreamy song of Ileana and Shahid just ruins the flow of story. Only the song involving Shahid and his mother fits well.

Infact the director has built the film mainly on the plot of Shahid and his love for his mother in the movie, the story revolves much on it, rather than the romantic angle of Shahid and Ileana.

Shahid gives a decent enough performance but the script lets him down badly especially the 2nd half. His comic timing is bang on at most places. Love those scenes where he has to shift from actor to cop whenever Ileana makes a entry into the scene.

Ileana D'Cruz choose a wrong movie after Barfi to build on her career. She looks beautiful, but gets very little scope to perform.

Padmini Kolhapure does good work.  Among Supporting cast, Darshan Jariwala makes an impression as always. Sanjay Mishra's first scene with Shahid in the movie is among the best of the film.


Overall, Phata Poster Nikla Hero suffers due to a predictable average story and screenplay. The performances alone fails to keep you interested till the end.


Verdict : BELOW AVERAGE

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Movie Analysis : Zanjeer

Directed by : Apoorva Lakhia
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2357489/


This film will only give you headache, unless you got a different (bad) taste.





Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers. Also, if you are a die hard Ram Charan/Priyanka Chopra fan, avoid reading anything further. 

I haven't seen Amitabh starrer Zanjeer fully yet, only seen in parts and loved all of that. This version of Zanjeer by Apoorva Lakhia as a whole doesn't come anywhere near to those parts that I saw even, forget the whole movie.

When you start watching a movie, and you are just 5 mins into the movie that you realize what a big headache you have asked yourself to get into... its a sign how bad the movie is.

The opening credits begin with a awkwardly, wierdly shot guy/girl in zanjeer with minimum clothes and coal sprayed over the body.. one of the worst opening credits I ever saw. If that wasn't enough, now Apoorva wanted us to see the body of Vijay Khanna (Ram Charan) (thankfully not a slow motion scene) where he awakes to the childhood trauma of his parents death. Finally, Apoorva realizes there is a story to be told and the proceedings begin about how tough and angry Vijay is, making him being transferred 17 times to different places. The director keeps giving bad surprise after surprise, just when it seemed maybe something good happening, chalo ek good action scene aa raha.. he has put 'raghupati raghav rajaram' as the signature tune for Vijay.. what for ? What did you do in those 5-10 mins that went by to get the trust of the audience to such a extent that they would accept Vijay as something special..

When he reaches Mumbai as his next place being transferred to, we are greeted with two comic characters, named Amar and Prem.. who from first scene itself reveal how much they will be used to further irritate you.

Then move to next crap sequence, entry of Mala (Priyanka Chopra) who dances as a item girl at her facebook friend's marriage over those stupidly written lyrics. Okay, I admit for first time I loved something in the film, Priyanka was looking very good in that song. Also, from here on.. you are blessed with the entertaining dialogues from Mala. Though, time and again she will get on your nerves too.. but in comparison to other characters, she has atleast something decent to offer.

The villian, Teja (Prakash Raj) gets major or probably all the double meaning lines in the movie. Be it the chick n chicken comparison one, or the best of all 'Mona darling, apna muh sirf ek kaam ke liye hi khola karo'. If Ajit (villian of previous Zanjeer) was alive, he would had died laughing listening to such aweful dialogues written for his character. One good thing though about Prakash Raj character is, that he gets a better signature tune.

Mona (Mahile Gill) plays the seductress, and at times is asked to act like a cat with those 'meow' expressions. Like Really ?

The romantic track between Vijay and Mala comes across very weak too. And so does the friendship between Vijay and Sher Khan (Sanjay Dutt), which I thought  (yes I still was in some sort of small hope) would be atleast good. Sanjay Dutt does completely no justice to Pran.

The famous scene (among those parts I had seen in old zanjeer) where Sher Khan meets Vijay for first time and Vijay says that evergreen line 'jab tak baithne ko na kaha jaaye, sharafat se khade raho..yeh police station hai, tumhare baap ka ghar nahi'. Though before this scene arrives I had already accepted that Ram Charan is acting poorly, this scene gave a complete proof to my thought.. he maybe famous down south, but his acting was miserable in this movie, with fixed expressions. Not everyone can play angry young man role after all.

The fight sequence between Vijay and Sher Khan is also poorly directed. Few of funny scenes : A man before being burnt to death, takes photos of people who are illegally doing some work.. but our man is gutsy enough to stand in front of them and tell them that I am taking your photos, so you could quickly kill me. Then, Sher Khan and Vijay have a important conversation while playing Video games.

The songs were tolerable, Pinky was best though with those bad lyrics. Kaatilaana reminds of old Zanjeer song, has similar tune and lines at places. While the famous 'Yaari hai imaan mera' was replaced with new qawaali 'Khoche pathan ki zubaan'.. which no one will remember after 1 month itself. The FIR serial fame actress gets chance in another of the item songs in the movie, which is better picturised.

Background Score is extremely loud.

Among Supporting cast, Atul Kulkarni is decent, but then again its a poorly written character, and also his scenes give monotous feel after a while.


Overall,  Lakhia's Zanjeer adds to the list of movies like 'Ram Gopal Verma ki Aag', 'Jaani Dushman' etc which you ever come across on T.V, you quickly change the channel to save yourself from any kind of health issues. I had loved Apoorva Lakhia's work in Shootout at Lokhandwala and to certain extent Ek Ajnabee too.. but he seems to have lost the plot in his last two movies.

Another point I would make is, if any director wants to remake a old film, which I have time and again shouted isn't right way to go, make original film instead... But still if you are adamant to remake it, then atleast don't make fun of yourself by making such crappy nonsense stuff. How do these people during shooting not realize what they are in for.. so blind ? Even at scripting stage, this movie should had got re-worked properly.

This is 2nd masala movie I have badly hated, even more than Chennai Express. And I am sure there will be people who would praise this shit too, afterall aam janta wants entertainment even if its a fucking crap being sold in form of entertainment.

And don't give me the bullshit that this is not a remake, its just based on old Zanjeer plot. Even if I accept it, as original movie too this film remains among worst seen ever.


Verdict : AVOIDABLE