Directed by : Indra Kumar
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2476154/
Treat women like objects, lots of vulgarity, double meaning dialogues = Fucking intolerable movie.
Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers.
Same story, treat women as objects and use plenty of Double meaning dialogues with vulgar scenes.
Adult comedies is something our writers haven't understood and may not either with the success of this terrible movie because a successful film makes a film-maker and the people associated with it totally blind, they don't see how wrong they were, nor can you make them see.
You don't need to treat women as objects to create sexual situations, and the jokes shouldn't be limited to same A,B,C,D. But here, only that is what happens, and our audience (masala audience) accepts it, laughs with it and comes out of hall saying 'paisa vasool' (i heard a guy say this at interval even).
They start directly by making the three male leads teach younger batches of students at college what real meaning of A, B, C, D is. In short tell the audience, what kind of sex comedy they have come to witness.
The dialogues are plain vulgar, and so are the scenes. A woman coming to clinic of Amar (Riteish Deshmukh) asking for medicine to stop pregnancy, and when Amar gives a condom, she asks 'isse doodh ke saath lun ya paani ke saath', and the scene where Prem (Aftab Shivdasani) tells the person to write 'm or f' for sex in form, not how many times to do sex. These were probably only two scenes where I managed to laugh, in the rest film I had a straight face while all the loud laughs in the housefull show kept coming to my ears.
They make a teacher dress up like a bombshell, and play with herself in open ground. They make girls of college dress like sluts, oh I forgot to mention the short form of the college is Sluts, how creative. They even create comedy in a robbery making a hot looking girl seduce Prem, so that he could touch the red warning signal through..
They keep a dog scene, meow scene to bring additional sex humour. Then there are sms jokes, 'utho mera pati aa gaya scene' or 'robbery scene, maine nahi dekha par meri biwi ne dekha hai'. Seriously, you as a writer came up with this ?
The names of three girls, Rose, Mary, Marlow.. if you read it together, you would know what I or the director or the writer wanted to say. And they made sure that a character keeps saying those names together again and again, aakhir hasaana hai audience ko, jo hasti hi hai aise cheezo par.
Then , there's a gay sequence too in the film. To end this misery, they form a situation where three girls (those 3 names) have to save life of 4-5 guys who are stuck on the terrace and cant come up. There is no rope, so they remove their clothes to make a rope. I am dead sure, none of the actor, director or the writer would have felt that this is a vulgar scene they are keeping while shooting. They just don't know what is vulgar. Having a dialogue 'balatkaar se yaad aaya, meri biwi kahan hai' doesn't make them think bad. Then what else will.
There's just no fucking story in this film, neither did I expected one when I entered the hall. Among songs, only 'Main bhi mood mein' song was good enough to watch.
While, another thing to note was how quickly all 3 characters here accept their mistakes. I remember in Masti, which I have seen only in parts, they kept lots of scenes, with the famous song 'dil de diya hai'.. how well that was done, and how poorly its done in this film.
Among performances, Aftab shines the most specially when he makes those wierd expressions or when he would think of ideas. Can't even say about anything about any actress, it was total skin show, who did best in that ?
Now I even don't know if I would like to watch Masti, which I till date haven't seen fully, just in parts. Pata nahi full movie iss crap jaisi na ho.
I knew from the trailer itself, how the movie would be. But, only for the reason that I watch majority of A grade films, I didn't miss this one too.
If Vulgarity + Double Meaning dialogues = Adult Comedy for you, then watch the film and love it like many of the aam janta are doing, i.e tell me you got bad taste.
Grand Masti was the terrible movie I saw this year, and if I was still into giving stars to movies then I would also had given this film a big zero like many other critics have done.
Verdict : FUCKING INTOLERABLE
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2476154/
Treat women like objects, lots of vulgarity, double meaning dialogues = Fucking intolerable movie.
Read at your own risk, the post is full of spoilers.
Same story, treat women as objects and use plenty of Double meaning dialogues with vulgar scenes.
Adult comedies is something our writers haven't understood and may not either with the success of this terrible movie because a successful film makes a film-maker and the people associated with it totally blind, they don't see how wrong they were, nor can you make them see.
You don't need to treat women as objects to create sexual situations, and the jokes shouldn't be limited to same A,B,C,D. But here, only that is what happens, and our audience (masala audience) accepts it, laughs with it and comes out of hall saying 'paisa vasool' (i heard a guy say this at interval even).
They start directly by making the three male leads teach younger batches of students at college what real meaning of A, B, C, D is. In short tell the audience, what kind of sex comedy they have come to witness.
The dialogues are plain vulgar, and so are the scenes. A woman coming to clinic of Amar (Riteish Deshmukh) asking for medicine to stop pregnancy, and when Amar gives a condom, she asks 'isse doodh ke saath lun ya paani ke saath', and the scene where Prem (Aftab Shivdasani) tells the person to write 'm or f' for sex in form, not how many times to do sex. These were probably only two scenes where I managed to laugh, in the rest film I had a straight face while all the loud laughs in the housefull show kept coming to my ears.
They make a teacher dress up like a bombshell, and play with herself in open ground. They make girls of college dress like sluts, oh I forgot to mention the short form of the college is Sluts, how creative. They even create comedy in a robbery making a hot looking girl seduce Prem, so that he could touch the red warning signal through..
They keep a dog scene, meow scene to bring additional sex humour. Then there are sms jokes, 'utho mera pati aa gaya scene' or 'robbery scene, maine nahi dekha par meri biwi ne dekha hai'. Seriously, you as a writer came up with this ?
The names of three girls, Rose, Mary, Marlow.. if you read it together, you would know what I or the director or the writer wanted to say. And they made sure that a character keeps saying those names together again and again, aakhir hasaana hai audience ko, jo hasti hi hai aise cheezo par.
Then , there's a gay sequence too in the film. To end this misery, they form a situation where three girls (those 3 names) have to save life of 4-5 guys who are stuck on the terrace and cant come up. There is no rope, so they remove their clothes to make a rope. I am dead sure, none of the actor, director or the writer would have felt that this is a vulgar scene they are keeping while shooting. They just don't know what is vulgar. Having a dialogue 'balatkaar se yaad aaya, meri biwi kahan hai' doesn't make them think bad. Then what else will.
There's just no fucking story in this film, neither did I expected one when I entered the hall. Among songs, only 'Main bhi mood mein' song was good enough to watch.
While, another thing to note was how quickly all 3 characters here accept their mistakes. I remember in Masti, which I have seen only in parts, they kept lots of scenes, with the famous song 'dil de diya hai'.. how well that was done, and how poorly its done in this film.
Among performances, Aftab shines the most specially when he makes those wierd expressions or when he would think of ideas. Can't even say about anything about any actress, it was total skin show, who did best in that ?
Now I even don't know if I would like to watch Masti, which I till date haven't seen fully, just in parts. Pata nahi full movie iss crap jaisi na ho.
I knew from the trailer itself, how the movie would be. But, only for the reason that I watch majority of A grade films, I didn't miss this one too.
If Vulgarity + Double Meaning dialogues = Adult Comedy for you, then watch the film and love it like many of the aam janta are doing, i.e tell me you got bad taste.
Grand Masti was the terrible movie I saw this year, and if I was still into giving stars to movies then I would also had given this film a big zero like many other critics have done.
Verdict : FUCKING INTOLERABLE
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