Directed by : Anand Kumar
Imdb link -> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2171454/


This film can easily be labelled as a b-grade movie that has well known stars acting in it. The first sequence is of a gangster, Fauji (Arshad Warsi) returning back to Ghaziabad.. in ultra slow motion, giving us insight to the torture the rest film is gonna give. The side kicks to Fauji shoot gunshots in the air, and they do that a lot in entire movie making me wonder if they are so rich to waste that many bullets uselessly. There's one scene where Fauji shoots a rifle and says 'bahut din ho gaye saala goli ki awaaz hi nahi suni thi'.

There's Satbir (Vivek Oberoi) who is a master by profession, wants to improve the village instead of going to Delhi and have a good job with all his qualifications. Expectedly, he gets tangled into the world of crime of Fauji. The laugh out loud moment comes when its his turn to use ultra slow motion, and roar like a lion, fight like a superman and declare to us that he is no longer a master, but a gangster who is after Fauji.

Now, to stop these two, there is Preetam Singh (Sanjay Dutt) who is presented as more of a gangster like personality, quite apt. Might well had put the title of movie as 'Three Gangsters'. Preetam like other two isnt let down, his entry is also with a super slow motion, and since he is bigger star, he gets a heavy dialogue too to allow his fans blow seetis in the hall (which some did in the theatre I saw the film in). And then, he carries forward the superman action scenes Vivek did. He is transferred to Ghaziabad to control the terror, and he uses chess to narrate how he would slowly remove both out of Ghaziabad.

All these 3 heroes are given dance numbers too, Arshad looks funny in his dance song, while Vivek very much looks okay. Sanjay is made to imitate Salman's hud hud dabangg, ironically the singer is Sukhwinder too. There are 2 item songs in the movie, one has Geeta Basra and other Shreya Saran, both choreographed in a very vulgar way, but then the film is for masses, they would like it. Actors can do anything when they are in need for money, easy example.

Terrible screenplay, heavy dialogues that makes you yawn, and action that gives headache. Only Paresh Rawal and Ravi Kissan acted well, or to put it properly their characters had very less crap dialogues with no action sequences. Also, the actor who manipulates Fauji against Satbir, he was quite good. Divya Dutta once more in a small cameo, though not effective this time around. Vivek is good at places. Sanjay overacts, like that madhuri dialogue, one of few good moments in film. Arshad Warsi could had been evil, the director made a total mess. The actresses are only there for giving respite from heavy dialoguebaazi, action and have some romantic moments for the characters.

The climax just doesn't matter, who dies, who doesn't. There's no concern, no feeling towards any character. Only person I felt bad dying was Paresh Rawal. In the end, one is more interested for the film to end, and leave the theatre quickly.

Films like these make me think if I should seriously start omitting films that from the trailer itself gives a 99% negative vibe. Why waste time on such films..

If you are a blind fan of Vivek or Sanjay, go watch the film, blow whistles and make yourself look like a joker. Zila Ghaziabad is a total nonsense movie, with nothing to praise about.


Verdict : INTOLERABLE

P.S - Saw this comment at a website, some more laughing medicine - 'May this movie cross 200 cr, Vivek is back with a bang and how!'